Albertville, MN – A local 40-year-old man reportedly got a cold and lived to share all the horrifying details. “It is truly a Christmas miracle, his wife said. I wasn’t expecting him to recover in less than two-weeks’ time.” He is now reportedly back at work, and the whimpering and whining have almost completely stopped.
The man reportedly contracted the bug just two weeks ago, Tuesday. “It was the real deal. I was touch-and-go for a while, he said. My nose was really stuffy, my throat was scratchy, and I didn’t sleep well. I thought it was the end.” He even recalled how raw his nose was from blowing it so many times a day. “It was all red and dry and nothing made it feel better,” he said. He was adamant that this cold prevented him from participating in nearly every aspect of his very busy and important life.
“I know getting a cold is bad, but even I was completely shocked by the severity of this man cold strain. I thought we were going to have to euthanize him; I had the vet on standby,” his wife remembered. “Thank God he survived. Honestly, I am sure no one ever had a cold as bad as he did,” she said.
His wife is looking forward to all the conversations they can have in the weeks to come discussing and reliving just how sick he really was. “It’s going to be amazing,” she said.