Welcome to the shit show!

I'm Barrie...I’m sarcastic, vocal, stubborn, strong willed, and kind of a pain in the ass. Welcome to my funny little parenting blog about the trials of life, kids, work, and pure exhaustion. Follow me as I fumble my way through this parenting thing. I promise, there will be lots of laughs, probably some tears, and most definitely monumental parenting blunders. Being a mom is hard, stressful, and crazy at times. Grab a drink and enjoy the shit show!

 

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Humor, News, Working Mom

Help Wanted!

Plymouth, Minnesota. Local company seeking the “perfect employee” for an immediate job opening. This is a full-time position with below average salary, little to no advancement opportunity, and mediocre benefits package.  Mind-readers and ass kissers encouraged to apply. The ideal…

Humor, kids, Parenting

What If…

As a parent, there are just certain things that you hear from your children and behaviors you have come to expect. Day in and day out, kids will fight, need stuff, make things more difficult, and complain about pretty much everything….

Humor, kids, Parenting

Lice, Lice Baby

For those of you that know me well know that I have a serious phobia of germs. Not all germs, but specifically, throw up and…gulp…lice. I can hardly bring myself to say the word L-I-C-E. Excuse me, I just vomited….

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